2025 open post/call me out

[lukoi]

OPEN POST 2025




full muselist

✒️ leave a prompt or starter
✒️ ????
✒️ eventual profit!

memes for ideas:
→ snowmageddon
→ fake dating
→ body heat
→ run away with me
→ sworn
→ unexpected domesticity

Comments

whoever u want it's finally happening

[castler]

Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby Orlesian

qunari bros to start, let's go!

[goldandglory]

That sounds like an adventure you would have, really.

So? Were you successful?

[castler]

Wouldn't even be the first time we called ourselves archaeologists to get somewhere!

All thanks to your noble sacrifice.

[goldandglory]

Sacrifice, eh? Sounds like there's more to this dream of yours. How noble we talking? Thrilling heroics, the stuff that gets repeated down at the tavern? Not worth the effort otherwise, even in a dream.

[castler]

The noblest act of all! You distracted him by seducing his wife!

[goldandglory]

Oh, I like that! Noble and I come out with a little something for myself! She seem like we could make a Lord out of her?

[castler]

Oh definitely the type. Should've seen the way she looked at you! Could tell there was only one thing she wanted more than to be taken away for a life of adventure.

And she definitely got that too!